Recession Job

The crappy job you take when your profession has gone in the shitter.

I used to be a hedge fund manager but now I'm rocking my recession job at McDonalds.

by My Recession Job May 9, 2011

Recession Profession

Where a person takes any job to withstand the economic downturn even though its not what they enjoy doing.

RECESSION PROFESSION means, working in a recession-proof industry such as Teaching. Working to pay the bills to withstand the recession, at the expense of personal-enjoyment and job-satisfaction

by SianeD December 17, 2009

Recession Pop

Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?

Iconopop, Black Eyed Peas, Lil Wayne, Leona Lewis, LMFAO, Soulja Boy, Timbaland, Recession Pop Legends

by upstreamculotte September 6, 2024

Recession berry

What type of flavoring Common and desserts or pastries that just says berry or mixed berries, indicating they aren’t sure which berries. This probably means they are the cheapest berries available during a time of recession or economic struggle. another word for a generic berry flavor.

Order me whatever recession berry flavor they have today

by Soffers mcgoffers January 6, 2026

Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.

"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"

by BreadGod September 21, 2016

The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009