golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.

Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!

by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010

Food-Pouch

A pouch of food, such as a hot dog or a taco. (Originally defined by IceBlast360 in a stream by PeteZahHutt)

To anyone who argues that hot dogs are sandwiches, the best way to shut them down is by calling them food-pouches.

by IceBlast360 May 10, 2018

The Shelby Pouch

The drink that killed gouveia.

The Shelby Pouch: Rip buddy

by DaddyParth November 28, 2019

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Wet Pouch

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal March 1, 2011

Queef Pouch

An individual who is such a Douche Bag he transcends antics associated with douchebaggery and metamorphosizes into a full blown Queef Pouch.

I skipped the gym today, to many friggen queef pouches in there!

by Captain nino martini October 22, 2010

Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.

We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020