PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Wet Pouch

A moist vagina.

Natalie's wet pouch was touched by Lisa's wet pouch when they scissored together.

by Rosie "Rosebud" Rosenthal March 1, 2011

Pouch envy

When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one

Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad.
ken:He has got marjor pouch envy.
Joey:poor thing :(

by ron dick December 3, 2009

Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.

"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"

by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012

Porcelain Whale Song

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.

I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.

by The great and wonderful Sanchez August 24, 2016

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009