Romney Position

the steadfast conviction that whatever conviction is in vogue is one's conviction

"I am CONVINCED everyone NEEDS an iPhone 4S."

"Really?"

"It's my Romney Position."

"So when the new Droids come out?"

"We'll see if they trend on twitter."

by katiemaybe November 29, 2011

Donald Trump Rodeo Position

When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=

Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!

MAGA 2020!!!

by SJWs for TRUMP! MAGA!!! January 14, 2019

Ass Rape Position

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.

1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

the position has been filled

decl. Innuendo given to a job applicant that s/he is under-qualified and will not be hired, despite the fact that nobody else before the applicant had by then previously chosen for the position.

It's amazing how I've sent my resume to several different startups and other larger companies -- And they all tell me that the position has been filled ... even with the job posting still kept up!!

by RehabbedMacAddict October 17, 2009

helicopter position

A sexual position where the female lies on the bed and the male inserts his penis inside her, so they lie stomach to stomach on the bed. The male then proceeds to rotate with his penis inside the woman, in a clockwise direction, imitating a helicopter blade.
NOTE: This is an extremely difficult and painful manoeuvre, it is not recommended it as it may result in injury.

'We both fancied a shag - I went for the helicopter position and snapped by banjo string.'
'I fucked the shit out of her and we even went for the helicopter! The friction was unreal.'

by TheSpasticTangerine September 3, 2017

The Princess (sex position)

This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:

1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.

Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.

So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.

by agr3.14 May 24, 2018

Starfissionary position

When two people lay on top of each other in a starfish formation to have sex and sort of just wiggle against eachother

Both of them ate so lazy the have sex in the starfissionary position

by Jayman108 February 21, 2021