poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

by PFeet June 6, 2010

poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

by marlboroman May 3, 2005

pootle

A small, fluffy creature, often seen pootling along the ground.

"There goes a pootle, pootling along."

by Caroline April 12, 2005

pooftenth

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

poofter's death

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.

Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.

by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009

poofter bitch

Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.

You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.

by the trick March 3, 2009