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myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.
Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol
by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006
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Nofile Picture

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.
Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture
by mdubs10 December 16, 2009
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Picture Movie

Made possible by the moronic addition of successive, eerily similar pictures on Facebook, Picture Movies are when one cycles between 2 (or more, depending on the moron) pictures quickly in a photo album, producing an effect similar to animation.
Dude, that dumb bitch who always puts pictures of herself on Facebook is a fucking Picture Movie library. Look at these -- three in a row!
by theonlyrealperson June 15, 2011
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Greatest movie/theater show ever made. The original play was thought up by the genius Richard O'Brien in 1973, and made into a kickass movie in 1978. Many casts across the world still perform this show today.
Music, dancing, men in leather and fishnets, dead sexy transvestites, and more addictive than crack...
by Spiffy March 10, 2003
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myspace picture

A myspace picture typically involves..

1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)

2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)

3. Cleavage (not random folks)

4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual

5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles

6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by

A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')

B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.

7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!
Myspace pictures are fun to classify and analyze.
by haleyy July 15, 2008
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profile picturetunistic

Doing crazy stuff in hopes of someone taking a picture and getting a new profile picture.
Zoe and Emilia spent all of last night being profile picturetunistic.
by thecupcakefairy April 11, 2010
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rocky horror picture show

by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005
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