planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.

Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!

by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

pigantitis

desease one gets after being bitten by a PIG ANT. Leads to social exclusion and all around avoidance by other people as to keep the disease from spreading.

Symptoms include upward pointing of the nose and small antenna like growths from follicles on the head.

dave:"stan why do you have antenna and a pig nose?"
steve: " i got bit my a pig ant and caught pigantitis. "

by onyxchopper February 14, 2012

planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.

So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...

by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

planting chics

Code for getting a pizza.

Hungry?
Yeah.
Planting chics?
Sure, sausage, mushroom and onion.

or

Netflix and planting chics?
Pizza and a movie sounds good.

by diK enieffaC ehT December 19, 2016

Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."

by Officer K October 29, 2017

Planting

The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"

"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018