A form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert.
After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.
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Another definition to pilfering is to go through stuff intensely either your stuff a friends stuff or dumpster diving sometimes taking things or asking for things that is not yours.
“Hey girl do you want to go to Toppers with us tonight?”
“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”
“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”
“So fucking annoying.”
“Hey let’s go pilfering at the flea market today?”
“No thanks girl April and I are going to go pilfering in her closet!”
“Why is it every time Aime gets high she has to go pilfering through my stuff?”
“So fucking annoying.”
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Originally from the era in which the pilgrims first came to the US. They foraged the land and fed off camels until the beloved US camel became extinct.
Originally from the era in which the pilgrims first came to the US. They foraged the land and fed off camels until the beloved US camel became extinct.
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