Pelklet

Spawn of a Pelkey. Commonly refered to as the offspring of Saintan, for their unprdictable and random destruction. Given Birth to by some Fine ass Shawty.

Pelkey 1: I was rubbing one off last night when I created an army of Pelklets!
Pelkey 2: LAWL!
Colt Jones: Last thing this world needs is more Pelkey's!!
Pelkey 1 & 2: ROFL!!

by Colt Jones May 29, 2008

Perlette

A perlette is when two guys get drunk and agree to give each other head.

Steve: Hey!, did you hear about that guy that sucked a dick?
Chris: LOL. Thats a perlette thing to do!

by THEHOLOCAUSTNEVERHAPPENED March 19, 2011

perked

drunk from a alcoholic beverage or vicadin

i was so perked last night, i woke up in the gutter of jack in the box

by jenn June 30, 2003

Perley-Francis Trap

When you date a female of the Perley-Francis clan, you become caught in their trap, and therefore called the Perley-Francis Trap.

How it happens: You become very happy with them, and when you get to the peak of happiness, they knock you down, and make your life a living hell, and you can't escape the trap without losing some sort of your sanity.

Stranger 1:"What's wrong with him, she's such a bitch to him, but he keeps chasing her"

Stranger 2:"He's in the Perley-Francis Trap, man, he can't help it."

by Shippidge May 18, 2013

pervlexia

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

by Batrastard August 4, 2003

Perley Tozer

A shot consisting of one part lemon gin, one part blue coroco and a purple candy of some sort. (ex: skittle, ju jube)

Those Perley Tozers are killer!! I had so many last night at the bar that I couldn't remember my own name this morning.

by tgav April 6, 2004

pecklewood

Term used to describe rednecks.

Keep walking, pecklewood.
Daniel is a goddamn pecklewood.

by Bellick May 17, 2006