poop paralysis 

Waiting so long before pooping that when you finally decide to get up and go you find that you cannot move because you will shit your pants.

John was enthralled with his video game. When he finally decided to go to the bathroom he couldn't move because poop paralysis had set in.

poop paralysis by NisbetStrangler March 13, 2010

Cat Paralysis 

When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.

Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.

Cat Paralysis by k1ttyk1tty777 November 29, 2013

Analysis paralysis

When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action

He was so confused on his project that he have himself Analysis paralysis and did even get started.

Analysis paralysis by Caveman100 June 8, 2014

palaye royale 

self-described as a fashion-art rock band, palaye royale are a las vegas- based indie band who mix grandiose modern alt pop with gritty guitar rock that, at times, recalls both glam and brit-pop. formed in 2011 by the core trio of singer/frontman remington leith, guitarist/organist sebastian danzig, and drummer emerson barrett, they made their debut the following year with the single "morning light".

person 1 "i am definitely a soldier of the royal council
person 2 "omg i love palaye royale"

palaye royale by crykiid October 3, 2017

sleep paralysis 

The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.

Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.

sleep paralysis by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008

Sleep Paralysis 

Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.

I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!

Sleep Paralysis by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019

Palaye Royale 

Literally the best band ever.

Person: What’s your favourite band?
Me: Obviously Palaye Royale!

Palaye Royale by aidynnnnnn December 8, 2019