Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

procrasterbation

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

by Zagurski November 8, 2011

procrasturbate

the act of putting off something to masturbate instead.

you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.

by Blakenator March 9, 2009

procrasturbate

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011

procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

Procrasturbate

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009