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1 definition by
John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit
1
Procrasturbate
To
put off
a
task
until you are finished
masturbating
.
I was going to go
to school
,
but then
I procrasturbated, and I
missed the bus
.
by
John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit
October 05, 2009
Get a
Procrasturbate
mug for your brother-in-law James.
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