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PADS

Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome: It speaks for itself. Or more like...*he* speaks...*and* drives... for *himself*!
So a few weeks ago I was walking past the local Chevron station, when I heard a guy yell, "Fuck you!!!" I turned and looked at the gas pump island -- and saw that it was aguywithsunglasses screaming at the driver of a car getting gas. Something then crossed my mind....what car does this charming person drive? Well, how-de-day...guess what....you know it...it was...a...Porsche!!! Yes, once again PADS (Porsche Asshole Driver Syndrome) strikes!!!
by Ted Servo October 12, 2008
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pooch pads

Large pads used to soften landing while pooching.
"Make sure you don't miss the pooch pads and break your leg like that retard Kevin"
by Niq Hallgren January 22, 2006
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Mouse Pads

A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.
Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.

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"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."
by Mihspehelled August 20, 2008
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African Knee Pads

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events
Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.
by queffton December 12, 2014
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lily pads

Guy: lily pads
Girl: what?
Guy: nothing
Girl: uh... ok
by Anonymously Anonymous 2093874 February 8, 2010
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PCashit

A personal computer (also known as a PC) that is a piece of shit. Which, honestly, is every PC.

Anything computer other than an Apple computer.
Damn, I can't even listen to this Sinead O'Connor song because I'm on the PCashit rather than my MacBook Pro.

I wish I had a Mac because this PCashit is not up to my standards.
by ErbyErbyYo March 5, 2010
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brillo pads

by Anonymous August 11, 2003
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