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parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007
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Parsex

parsex - not sex
ewwww who tf is parsex, he's a not sex person
by gdfgfdcvc June 24, 2021
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Paryss

White male with great looks and giant penis.
Man he's a Paryss.
by Phjjj11 August 29, 2016
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Parseldude

One who "communicates" too often with his "snake", i.e. excessive masturbation.
Joe: How was your weekend bud?

Bill: Uneventful. I had nothing to do all weekend so turned into a parseldude while binging on movies..
by Peter_Gibbons May 14, 2015
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Parsehole

Noun, Slang, possibly offensive.

Definition 1

It is a word to describe the type of person who orders something from somewhere on the internet. Such as: Amazon, Ebay, social media groups, or any other online shopping service. Who then claims they did not recieve the item even though there is a signature to confirm that they recieved the item, but then puts in a complaint that the item did not arrive, or arrived broken to that they then get refunded for the product.

Definition 2

Someone who sends their broken property (like a smartphone, tablet, or a laptop) through the post, and then claims it was damaged in transit so they can claim compensation in order to buy a new one.
Example 1

Person 1 "Wow look! I ordered this games console game, but I got the money back for it because I said I didn't recieve it"

Person 2 "you are a parsehole!"

Example 2

Person 1 "my phone is broken, I'm gonna send it through the post to myself special delivery with enough compensation, and then claim it was the postman who broke it so they have to pay out the compensation"

Person 2 "you know that makes you a parsehole, right?"
by Dylanio August 13, 2020
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Parselmouth

Someone who has the ability to speak to snakes
You're a parselmouth? Why didn't you tell me!
by jesusleftthechat March 24, 2021
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patysexual

When you re deeply in love with Paty Colobar aka Geogeo or Giogio
What your sexuality?
Oh, I’m patysexual
by idkidkidk12356 May 19, 2021
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