Orphan Tears 

Street slang for the drug Dextromethorphan (DXM), a common active ingredient found in many over-the-counter cough suppressant cold medicines, is used as a recreational drug for its dissociative effects. Taken in large doses, hallucinogenic experiences are common.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic.
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget.

Orphan Tears by Dictonator69 September 11, 2013

Orphan Morphin' 

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

Orphan Morphin' by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

ORPHAN TEARS 

We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

"Hay how did u get the Orphan tears?"
Well Orphan tears is a song and I got the tears from Orphans crying and when they cry they produce liquid

ORPHAN TEARS by >Orphan tears< March 8, 2022

Orphan Tears 

The best Your Favorite Martian song, and if you don't agree you can suck this moby dick mf!

Guy A: "I just finished watching Orphan Tears! To hat shit was dope!"
Guy B: "Fuck you"

Orphan Tears by Jeef The Dumbass June 6, 2022

Orphan Key 

Many people have a stash of old keys in a drawer or cabinet for "future use." Some keys have been there so long that you no longer remember what they're for. A bike lock? An old car? A cabinet at work? These are Orphan Keys.

"Honey, can we get rid of those stupid Orphan Keys in the strong box?"

"Absolutely not! One of them might open that safe we buried in the back yard during the Nixon administration...if we can find it."

Orphan Key by Peter Kobs August 25, 2009

Orphan's Paradox 

A child who's raised without nurturing love will behave aggressively towards others to the point of pushing away those who could give love to that child, thereby keeping the child in an unloving environment.

As an orphan I acted out because I wanted a family. No family would adopt me because I acted out. I was trapped in the orphan's paradox.

Orphan's Paradox by SnoogerWookie September 25, 2010

Orphan Tears 

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

Orphan Tears by Conwaytwitty May 12, 2011