Ordinary Peanut

A loser with no prospects in life and nothing special about him

That Bobby Zig guyis such an ordinary peanut

by Baz Zi April 14, 2017

organ hammer

An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.

Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer I’m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.

Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.

by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019

ordinary flex

when you do not aim to flex, but you are too cool not to ; something cool guys in 80s used to do

Guy 1 looking at JayZ: He came and didn't talk about his wife, career, fame, and money. He didn't flex at all.
Guy 2: God damn! Look at him riding those shoes.
Guy 1: That wasn't flex, it was Ordinary Flex.

by propahguy January 23, 2020

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".

Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"

by EpicGuy July 30, 2012

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

organic chemistry

a right of passage for many undergraduate college students whom hope to one day be medical practitioners. This right of passage involves the prospective doctor bending over, dropping his or her pants, and allowing organic chemistry to have its way with their ass.

Student 1: Yeah, I've got to take organic chemistry next semester.

Student 2: Enjoy being raped.

by Lewisfriend December 14, 2009

organized crime

Wow... the first definition for organized crime? anyway, it's the mafia, not that crips/bloods bullshit.

But organized crime might run deeper than the mafia.

by Adrian July 5, 2006