octapussy

Eight sided pussy.

I wish she had an octapussy so all eight of us dudes can get laid, cuz that bitch is a slut.

by Bumpin' Reverend Easy B March 6, 2009

Octopussy

The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.

"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"

by Sh3nr0n7 March 4, 2009

Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009

Octopusseyphobia

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.

"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."

by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010

Octopushy

(Said in a Sean Connery accent) - it's when you are so desperate to to push people out of your way that you become an eight armed, ninja warrior/Tasmanian devil, whirling around shoving everyone out of your path.

Holly: Julie got all Octopushy up in the shoe department on Saturday.
Leslie: What? Why? Julie is such a sweet girl!
Holly: Those Vince Camuto boots she's wearing were 75% off and the last pair in her size!

by Double-Oh-8 March 26, 2013

Octopusy

When Lara tries to be a chinky -_-

Me soo horny octopusy

by KFC Bum friend November 7, 2012