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Oprah Winfrey

A condescending yo-yo dieting and especially wealthy talk show host. She manages to fake empathy with many a fan and brainwash numerous women with cheap advice or quick fixes to life. She appears self centered and completely absorbed with herself for becoming famous. For example when that writer lied to her on her show, it was for lying to the almighty Oprah, instead of deceiving her fans or many other individuals. Instead of taking a real stance on important issues Oprah uses soft media or sob stories to grab ignorant people's attention and create a fan base.
Mrs. One: "Did you see?! Oprah Winfrey put that man who sold her bad Chinese food on trial!"
Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"
by the exestential onion January 22, 2009
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Oprah Head

If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.

However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.
Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 9, 2010
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Oprah

verb:-
To rapidly gain weight, particulary following a rapid loss.
"Sue went on a diet, doesn't she look great?"

"Yeah, but she'll Oprah that weight back in a few months".
by T-pack January 13, 2009
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oprahization

everyone on Dr. Phil uses oprahization
by wordspy January 31, 2007
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oprahpriate

Anything Oprah finds appropriate. Anything she recommends or champions.
The movie Precious is oprahpriate.

Signing the No Phone Zone Pledge is oprahpriate.

Eating lettuce with lemon instead of potato chips is oprahpriate.
by TaffyVegas May 13, 2010
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Oprah

A unit of weight that is approximately 200 pounds.
"My car weighs about 8 Oprahs"
"How much do I weigh? 3/4 of an Oprah last time I checked"
by Dryani October 7, 2009
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Oprah Winfrey Network

Better known as OWN, this is a channel exclusively dedicated to 24/7 daytime programming, but is subject to change in the future, as it is still in it's infancy. Also serves as an early sign of Oprah's plans of dominating the world taking place.
Person A: Hey, Oprah Winfrey has her own network now called the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Person B: Word? You won't catch me watching that shit.

Person A: True, but it won't be long now until you hear about an Oprah Winfrey country populated by nothing but middle-aged housewives.
by Tekkenfreek234 January 4, 2011
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