Absolute Nonexistence

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.

The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.

by TheNothingness February 15, 2009

It's none of your business

1.When someone asks you something but you want it to be a secret so you won't say it.

2.Also used when you want to keep an information private.

A:Hey dude, where are you from?
B:It's none of your business.

by ErFy June 25, 2017

nonebrity

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.

“Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

r/NonCredibleDefence

A defence shitposting subreddit that is somewhere between batshit insane and unfathomably based, with a diverse mix of the wackiest weapon systems/tactics you'll ever see. Some highlights include:
- wanting to blow up the Three Gorges Dam and/or the Kerch Bridge
- advocating for thermonuclear war
- horny for aircraft (especially the F-35)
- basically worship the military industrial complex (ex. Lockheed MartinLockmart and Raytheon)
- copious amounts of mockery towards the Russian war effort

I just found r/NonCredibleDefence and now I'm convinced that I must go fly to Ukraine and personally blow up the Kerch Bridge, because it'd be absolutely hilarious and probably feasible with how the Russians have been doing.

by Just Another Warcrime Tuesday August 11, 2022

Niner-niner

When you say something so stupid, that your friends question your mental stability.

“People in Denmark speak Denmarkese right?”

“Oh my god, you’re a fucking niner-niner”

by yungjonasty November 11, 2020

Ninety-Niners

Lab slang describing a group of quantum-computing researchers that has prepared a Bell-state using a two-qubit entangling gate with a fidelity equal or higher than 99 %.

German lab rat: The Raman laser is not locking again.
Indian lab rat: Hold my beer, I’m tweaking the PID parameters.
Spanish lab rat: Come on guys, without sideband-cooling we’re not Ninety-Niners anymore!

by Hyonoko September 28, 2021

Nonev

In furry fiction, a word used to distinguish wild animals from anthropomorphic ones. A contraction of 'non-evolved'. Solves the problem of how there can be bipedal talking foxes in a story alongside four-legged yapping ones.

"Jareth NyteFyre, the mighty wolven swordsman, paused at the stream, awed by the sight of a nonev ancestor drinking in the moonlight."

by AlexReynard January 11, 2009