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Mullan-Surprise

You're at a party, and theres a very hot chick there, but she shoots you down when you try to make your move. so later on you wait til shes sitting down and facing the other direction, deep in conversation with your friend. This part takes extreme guile and Wit. You slowly creep up on that self-righteous Bitch, then start masturbating inaudibly so she doesnt expect you, when your close to climax go close to her face and get her attention then jizz on her face, she'll open her mouth in shock, so you insert your penis, for a wee bit of Felatio, and to wipe off all your excess Semen, finish with a cock slap, then make your exit. This is best performed in a different state/county/country or continent due to the extreme disrespect youll get from the local folk, back home though, await your Heroes welcome!
"I was at this house-party in Idaho and this hot chick was there, she shot me down when i made my move, That bitch got the Mullan-Surprise by the end of the night!"

"I gave this bitch a Mullan-Surprise while i was away on holiday"
by Herd-Mizzack December 23, 2006
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mullas

money especially in cash
originated from sheng in nairobi,kenya
girl; am hungry, buy me some lunch sweetheart

guy; we gotta go home, there you can eat, don hav mullas now sweatheart.
by joe69m September 21, 2013
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mulla sex

When a guy wraps his penis in money. Then he sitcks his money covered dick in a womans vagina. Then when you're done, you go buy condoms with the used "mulla".
Dude, I had mulla sex with Miranda last night. And the clerk actually excepted the money!!
by hey222 January 17, 2009
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melladaze

hi dazers !!

so melladaze means talented

so yeah that’s the definition

from for.mella
i love melladaze and mellabunny
by for.mella November 30, 2020
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mulado

mixed ethnicity black and white. NOT black and mexican. usually have curly hair and golden skin. pretty eyes. mulado is a amazing race in its own.
"what's trish??"

"what do you mean?"

"her race, i can't even freaking tell.."

"oh she's mulado."

"oh, VERY VERY goregeous."

"i know right?"

"DAYYYUMMMMM."
by yes, thats right sonnn. June 21, 2008
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Mulledy

Quite possible the best dorm at Holy Cross. The biggest, the baddest, the best. Filled with over 400 students, all bad asses, if you are not completely shitfaced on a friday or saturday night, you have no reason to be here. Farthest away from everything on campus, Kimball is a half mile away, and we never want to leave.
I can't believe we have to walk all the way back to Mulledy from Caro.

Well that is where the after party is, duh.
by MulledyGirl January 15, 2010
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Ullah Mullah

Ullah Mullahs are a form of Groveling that one (or more) person makes another person do. it involves the unfortunate person getting on his or her knees and preforming a highly amusing and embarassing form of tribal worship to the other person/s.

A funny alternative to kicking the crap out of someone would be to get them to give you Ullah Mullahs
Jimmy had not payed Jason the money he owed him for over a week, for this Jason and his boys made Jimmy give him Ullah Mullahs on the high street in front of hundreds of people then demanded the money within the week.
by Jason Pendlebury July 20, 2008
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