Mulldog
A Mulldog makes an excellent friend. They are known for their sharp wit and take no prisoner attitude. A Mulldog can make you laugh or scare the living shit out of you and sometimes both. If you get on the right side of a Mulldog you will be rewarded with loyalty, kindness and spirit. Get on the wrong side of a Mulldog and you will be struck down, possibly with leprosy. A Mulldog is the perfect role model and flourishes in positions of power.
"Wait, Smithy did you say your manager is a Mulldog? That would be amazing if you weren't an incompetent whore!"
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