Golden Morrison

Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.

"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.

"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.

"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."

by Cipi_43 August 20, 2009

Zack Morris

n. the blonde whiteboy playa from Saved By The Bell. That dude was crazy!
v. I guess it means a type of 80's guitar solo, according to the cat above me. Either or random term, or derived from the fact the Saved by the Bell was around in the 80s and early 90's

I don't feel like putting no example down

by Jam Master J April 14, 2005

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison is GOD. He is the all time best rock-poet in the universe. He rapes all rap artists who think they can sing. His singing touches everyone who listens to him. The Doors were the all time coolest sixties band, led by Jim.

Jim Morrison sings great and puts on a good show. Nelly eats dick.

by Anonymus February 12, 2005

Morrisian

Any phrase or word coined by the popular controversial humorist Chris Morris. See twunt.

"He said he had astonishing sod-ache. That sounded a bit Morrisian to me."

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

Oliver Morris

(Nown) A man who has Black hair, Broad shoulders and looks like a Rapist/ Serial Killer (the two interchangeable).

He kind of fits the 'Oliver Morris' Category doesn't he? No, Nevermind. He actually looks kind of nice

by The Lantern Cabin August 5, 2010

Jim Morrison diet

To go on a binge; to use lots of alcohol and various drugs in combination with each other, as Morrison infamously did so often.

Person1: Yeah. we're gonna drink some whiskey, do a bit of coke and eat some oxies.
Person2:Woah, you guys be careful on that Jim Morrison diet.

by fjdkla December 3, 2010

Morris

Hottest man since humans existed, Best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big penis, such a beast, loves werewolfs, team player, very outgoing. Just perfect

I wish I was a Morris

by Smith Morrison November 24, 2013