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muppetry

The act, with no regard to common sense, logic and in disregard of all statements made to the contary still exhube an air of confidence and belief that something will happen.
100,000s of posts on Redcafe regarding Wesley Sneijder being transferred to Manchester United is muppetry of the highest order.
by brasil_boy September 2, 2011
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muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop
The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
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Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
by DrBird February 18, 2017
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Mopped the Floor

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
by Bloodknight November 24, 2010
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jizz mopper

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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pube muppet

A character supposedly made up by Drunkmagikoopa.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.
"What the fuck? what kind of a piece of shit stablishment is this? FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!"-the pube muppet
by anonymus April 17, 2006
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Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.
" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.
by PinkBootie October 8, 2010
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