monk 

Short for "monkey"; a derogative term applied to humans, typically males. Not related to the religious persons in monasteries.

You monk, don't screw that up again!

monk by hdsokwadls September 11, 2008

Monk 

1. n. a bad situation or unfavorable incident
2. v. (usually -ed)to get screwed over or to have something bad happen to you.

1. Billy: Listen to this, I have to work for 11 hours tonight.
Jake: Man that's monk!
2. Tommy: I wrecked my truck and got a speeding ticket. I got monked!

Monk by bobersonton December 25, 2007

monk 

Is the peculiar sounding mating call of the animal Retard retardona. It is usually shouted out (but sometimes whispered) casually between members of the species. Only three members of the species exist, as the whole race disappeared with the dawn of human intelligence. The three members live, learn and mate within the compounds of the campion enterprise and go by the names of Theo, Matthew and Bassim.

Theo: MONK!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!
Theo: MONK!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew: MONK!!!!!!!!
Bassim: MONK!!!!!!!!!

monk by Prince Harry February 4, 2005

monk 

Amature weed smoker

That monk over there coughed into the bong and flooded the bowl

monk by Anonymous November 20, 2002

monk 

short for monk0re

get fuxked j00 fuxking monk

monk by monk March 15, 2004

monk 

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

monk by Matt April 4, 2004

Monk 

A bite, usually large, and sometimes aggressive.

"Give us a monk on that piece of cake"

Monk by Dexter22 January 16, 2009