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A complete numpty who is too stupid and inept to realise just how stupid and inept he really is. Also thinks he's a bit clever - usually a bit of a slap-head as well...
That Ian Duncan-Smith, bit of a potatohead i'nt he?
by monk September 08, 2003

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A Harrm is a homosexual animal most commonly found in the northern regions of New England.
"Hey, look at that Harrm! It's really homosexual!"
by Monk December 21, 2004

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a beverage with caffeine. A replacement for sleep.
Man.. I only got 4 hours last night. But I've got a can of liquid sleep right 'nar to take care for that.
by monk October 21, 2003

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Not the same as nevermind.
"You what? Ne'ermind..."
by Monk December 21, 2004

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A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.
"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."
by Monk December 21, 2004

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The absolute pinnacle of awesome; also a euphemism.
"Now that's chronodank right there!"
by Monk December 21, 2004

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The distinctive crack in a boy/man's voice when talking. Usually during the period while the voice is breaking.
sound
by monk November 06, 2003

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