by SPQR January 28, 2008
Get the tit mistress mug.a fancy way for calling people a whore, also when used on a man it is calling them a whore and fag at the same time thus attaining the coveted "double whammy"
Person A: Man, Elton John is such a dick mistress.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
Person B: He's a fag alright but how he is a whore?
Person A: Dude it is obvious, have you not seen those revealing sunglasses he wears.
by Jaime Blanco December 25, 2007
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a woman who's goal is to find a man who's in a relationship and make his loyalties waver. the ultimate goal is to win the man in the end.
by will77534 January 21, 2007
Get the dirty mistress mug.A state of desire and need for the addiction of the social media app called Periscope. Created by therealbookbabe , the term mistressperiscope eludes to the need and secrecy to continue interacting with the app even though it's destroying your life
MISTRESS PERISCOPE will steal your soul if you pay more attention to her than your partner or life responsibilities
by La Reigna👑 November 12, 2019
Get the Mistress Periscope mug.When a man hires a woman as an assistant, intern, etc. so she will do anything and anywhere with him for money.
Co-worker 1: Did you hear? Apparently the new girl is boss' new business mistress.
Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.
Co-worker 2: Well, can you blame him? She looks like she would be a awesome playmate.
by Kimmay February 11, 2013
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The wife and I are getting divorced and I’m dating this smoking hot millennial, she’s my legit mistress.
by Bearded bandit from outerspace December 17, 2019
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Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!
by satireV June 15, 2012
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