Maurytard

A corruption of the word Retard and the name of a television show host Maury Povich.

A person whom has appeared on the Maury Povich Show to recieve paternity test results for themselves.

This term can be used as an insult to describe someone who is loud, irresponsible, sexually indescriminate slutmanwhore stupid or uneducated.

Bitch betta find her babies daddy before she end up a Maurytard!

by Offshore_Remains December 23, 2010

mauryn

A Mauryn, sometimes referred to as a Lauren when ordering food or performing similar activities, is widely considered to be a truly outstanding individual. This person will undoubtedly and without fail exceed your expectations of support and kindness. She will see herself as flawed and imperfect, taken to be true by some, but will be revered for years to come. However, be wary of the angry Mauryn, for there is no cure for such a cold shoulder. If you encounter a Mauryn, approach with caution, preferably with some sort of treat.

I have a Mauryn for a friend. I made her angry once; I have the scar to prove it! Other than that, she's great!

by Chem_STARboy October 2, 2017

MAURIANNA

Maurianna is a rare breed, there is no one like her. She is driven and extremely competitive at all things. She is like no one you’ll ever meet but many miss out on her because she is reserved. Her wit and intelligence should not be undermined as well as sense of humor. Her quietness is mistaken for being shy when she is really loud when you get to know her. She has a big heart and values her bonds with people over everything. She is a risk taker and has a big mouth that gets her into trouble, yet at the end of the day you just have to love her

Dude: did you see Maurianna at that party last night?
Guy: Maurianna? At a party! No way
Dude: yes way she was the hypest one there

Guy: wow I under estimated her

by HappyAwesomechickenlover March 13, 2019

mauro

Just about the best boyfriend ever! Mauro is a person you can always be with and never be bored. Hes funny, cute, smart, talented and everything you could ever want! Very Very sweet!

You see him? Yeah thats Mauro! Isnt he cute?

by Gurl_In_Luv_19 July 16, 2008

Mauricio

This boy is a bomb ass nigga, although he may be a bit autistic he is a sex god. He can size his dick up or down to the preferred size. He is also extremely good at Fortnite. Whenever you see him he has a hand ready to beat his chest with a loose wrist and a firm hand. He is extremely chill and a cool guy to hang out with. All he needs is a girlfriend which he could totally get cause according to my sources, he is a sexy beast. He is a 100% beaner and is extremely proud that my grandpa owned his.

Ty: Shit is that Mauricio?
Peter: Fuck ya nigga, I finna cum

by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019

Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!

by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005

Maurissa

A person with a free spirit and a kind heart. An individual that gives with no expectations. Someone as beautiful on the inside as they are on the outside. Someone you want to have in your corner.

That Maurissa sure is a pool shark

by sunshine sunshine sunshine February 5, 2010