Manual bidet

When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.

"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"

by Re:Milkman January 30, 2022

Manual Buns

hot dog buns that a friend brings to a barbeque that requires the slice to be manual made.

Hey i can can find the slice in this bun.

Oh sorry you have to cut it yourself. the store only had manual buns

by parrowman1 August 1, 2010

Manual Breaker

A shit that has already survived several flushes and needs to be broken in half (Or more peices) by way of manual breakage. This can be done with hands or if skilled an implement. the amount of flushes it has survived is expressed in conker terms i.e - it was a two-er .

"Hey what took you so long in there?"

"Sorry man i had a three-er , i had to go for the manual breaker."

by Dan Spencer September 5, 2007

manual abortion

When you punch a pregnant woman in the gut in an attempt to aid her in the abortion of her babay. Much cheaper than a regular abortion and works 100% of the time.

Girl: I think ime pregnant
Guy: i dont want a kid... MANUAL ABORTION
*PUNCH*
Girl: thank you

by Oscar Costa March 31, 2008

manual flatulence

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.

When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.

by This name is already being use July 2, 2011

Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.

Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."

by jalap3nïs January 12, 2021

manual snoozing

when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.

I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.

by Jay Kizzle January 23, 2011