Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

Actually, a shortened version of WMD, slightly altered and presented as art. Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.

Ron Jeremy on the set.

by Leo February 7, 2004

Draco Malfoy

The cutest person to ever exist, misunderstood, deserves a happy life!!!!!!! Plays a "villain" in Harry Potter but is clearly not, he had bad influences all his life and is taught to be on the "dark side" what else would you expect him to do? Almost has to kill Dumbledore and breaks down because he says if he doesn't..."I will be killed". His parents are gross people and he is an angel and I love him so much.

Friend 1: Hey is that Draco Malfoy?
Friend 2: He is the cutest person to ever exist! He deserves better!
Friend 1: Draco!!!

by hhehehe July 31, 2020

wardrobe malfunction

An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.

Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!

Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
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by 1_WTC_Lock August 30, 2004

malfoylicious

Malfoylicious -
Having Malfoy like qualities in looks and/or demeanor.

"Heyyy, that guy with the long bleach blonde hair is SOO malfoylicious."
"Dude, did you see that guy? He's soo malfoylicious."

by Ruthi! January 2, 2009

Draco Malfoy

The hottest, most amazing, and did I mention HOTTEST character in Harry Potter. STEP BACK POTTAH, YOU'VE GOT COMPETITION!

"Hey! You know draco Malfoy?"
"Yeah he's so f*cking hot, like omg!"
"Oh. He's my least favourite character."
"Come over here so I can beat you up!"

by Dragon Beast Slayer August 2, 2019

wardrobe malfunction

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

by el revez May 13, 2004