magpie

don't look that scary unless you know what they can do

will swoop you and poke your eyes out if you disturb them

some bikers wear zip ties on their helmets to keep them away

at some point in the year a lot of magpies will come out and that's when swooping season starts

me: "watch out for that magpie, you might not come home alive"

friend 1: "..."

by cosmicretard August 10, 2021

Magpie

Vibrator, For your vagina. Opposite of Condom. Also useable to clean ur vagina. (If its bloody)

Oh no my small Vagina is wet. WHERE'S MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

MagPie

Vibrator, for your Vagina. Also useable , if your vagina is wet like my spearmed D*CK. Buy the Magpie right now! Just for 99£

Oh no my Vagina is wet as fuck. WHERE IS MY MAGPIE?

by Li3ral0v3r May 16, 2018

Magpie

A magpie is someone who “already threw their portion” magpies are known to throw mag amounts

Wow, that guy in the BlackHawks Jersey is such a magpie

by Magly November 23, 2018

Magpie

A Black person who constantly identifies with white supremacy. A Black person who insults Black culture in order to win favor with white people. Black people who scrape and bow in the face of racism.

Keith a Black man says racism is just a figment of one's imagination. In my opinion Keith behaves like a magpie in front of white folks.

by Tim So Real May 22, 2023

Magpie

A person who takes other people's stuff and is playfully violent.

person 1: she always takes my hat and hits me with it
person 2: dude she's a magpie

by March 29, 2022

Magpie

A person, especially a woman, who is attractive but who's personality is garbage. Attractive coloring but a bitch/jerk.

"That girl is hot."
"Too bad she's a Magpie."

by EvilErnieSSK October 08, 2020