Jubek

1. Jewish Mouth

Ju = (german) jude
Bek = (dutch) mouth

You talk so mean... Why are you being Jubek?

by Chez_Bram November 27, 2020

JUBER

When a friend, relative or neighbor gives you ride to somewhere like the airport. For free.

Super, will you JUBER me to the airport later? My credit card on file with UBER is maxed out.

by Supergetty March 31, 2017

Jubed

When you dick her so hard she shits

The poop is called Jube

Named after the Jude Blazowski

“Bro, Mattie Stromqueef Jubed all over me!”

by StickyRoy13 March 24, 2019

platty jubes

when 'er maj, queen elizabeth ii, hits 70 years sitting on her arse doing pretty much bugger all, so obviously it's time for the brexity bunting to come out, and to pretend it's 2012.

short for platinum jubilee, and alternatively (but incorrectly) spelt 'platty joobs'.

person 1: hey, have yer seen that it's arr lizzie's platinum jubilee street party this weekend?
person 2: platinum jubilee?? you mean 'platty jubes', obvs. pass us a stella.

by gillieturtle June 2, 2022

Jubear

This word is used to describe someone who is either emo,gay, likes men sexually, wet, moist, uses discord and has a little pp

Don’t chat to me, you want to be like Jubear innit, u battyboi .

by BreadAppleTreeHuman October 9, 2021

jubes

a jewish ladies boobs, or breasts or tits or melons or ballons or misquito bites

"What do you call a jewish womans boobs?...JUBES!!"
"Look at those jubes on Zac's mom."

by Zac Dyrstka April 20, 2007

Jubes

Jubes is a nickname for someone whose name starts with J. Jubes is most likely a girl who is very spastic, funny, and nice. Jubes comes from the latin word "jubes" which means ordering, but the nickname jubes is the opposite of ordering

Person 1:Look, there goes that nice, fun girl named Julia

Person 2:Yeah, we all call her Jubes

by just_casual November 16, 2014