Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Jonk

To really screw something up. Like REALLY really screw something up.

Your Dad: "I must go to court to try to win full custody of my children"
Me: "Whatever you do, don't jonk it."

by Judy Hench February 11, 2021

jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.

*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"

by anonymous December 8, 2024

jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.

guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

Gay Jonk

Jonk but extremely freaking Gay

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!

by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025

Jonk

It's what the jonkler does...

Jonkler:*jonks his way out of the house*
Freddy: harr harr har harr

by AxelAceArmitage March 5, 2025

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025