To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol
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Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
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This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.
The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.
The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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A drunk hobo who knows karate usually seen around nine o’clock on the wild streets of Chento, Macedonia. He’s normally seen with a group of girls slapping dat bootay. one of his best friends goes by the name Bruce lee which he hopes to follow in his steps
Dammmm there’s Jonka
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