JEEP

Acronym for Just Enough Eduction To Post. Used widely in U.S. Air Force security forces to describe a new flight member.

Hey, JEEP, you see those fucking planes? They have officers in them, yeah? So why the fuck aren't you saluting them?

by SFHG April 9, 2009

jeeped on

getting dirty from a jeep

I got jeeped on while changing the oil on my jeep.
I got jeeped on off roading.
That shirt was jeep on.

by yjkid October 12, 2010

jeep

Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.

Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.

by greengirl123 October 27, 2006

jeep

Acronym for "Junky Eastern European Product"

My Jeep was made in Germany.

by oldestof6 February 20, 2009

Jeeping

(v.) The act of ingesting laxatives and constraining fecal matter to the point directly before expulsion; then engaging in anal intercourse allowing the feces to scatter about.

After a long afternoon of Jeeping, Matthew and Arthur had to throw away their linens.

by Sarah C. Brown June 10, 2011

jeep

The most kick ass vehicle ever. Common reffered to their "nick" names, usually having a "J" in them.

1984—2001 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
1993–1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee (ZJ)
1999–2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee (WJ)
2005–present Jeep Grand Cherokee (WK)
1987-1995 Jeep wrangler (YJ)
1996-2006) Jeep Wrangler (TJ)
2007-Present Jeep wrangler (JK)
2002-2007 Jeep Liberty (KJ)
2007-Present Jeep Liberty (KK)
2006-Present Jeep Commander (XK)
1945-1986 Jeep CJ (CJ5 Cj7 CJ8 CJ10 Cj2a ect.)
1986–1992 Jeep Comanche (MJ)

Jeeps are legends. There is no doubt about it.
Ever time someone calls a Jeep a car, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. ;)

"Yeah, the dude had a sweet XJ. Jeeps rock"

by Ripples December 24, 2007

jeep

the stupidest vechile that seems to follow you everywhere.

OMG ANOTHER JEEP!
i swear they are following me.

by mcilrath January 20, 2009