Gabulldogs123's definitions

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

arguably

The best way to end a totally bullshit sentence that makes it seem like it could be true...arguably.

Hey man, I totally hooked up with your girlfriend last night...arguably.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

Jeep

In 90's hip-hop, the word jeep is used to describe any SUV, regardless of manufacturer.

Notorious B.I.G. (1994):Cause I'm knee deep in the beats
In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the Mac-10 by the seats

Missy Elliot (1997): Beep beep, who got the keys to the Jeep? V-r-rrrrrrrooooom! (In the music video she's in an H1)

by Gabulldogs123 August 23, 2008

Ground Rule Double

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

by gabulldogs123 August 23, 2008

Sloppy

adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.

Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

Coupons

The only reason college students read the newspaper.

Sweet... buy one get one free packs of Ramen at Kroger. Thank God for coupons.

by gabulldogs123 October 10, 2008