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Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.
Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.
by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020
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Jazzmine

Jazzmine is a nice person. She is smart and caring. You can trust her
Person:Jazzmine
Jazzmine: Yes
Person: Can I tell you a secret you promise not to say?
Jazzmine: Of course!
Person: I know you like Colin
by Hohoho Merry Christmas November 5, 2019
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jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.
You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!
by foj August 21, 2003
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Jazmon

A great outgoing loving person that will try to help someone in need even if they are in need them selves, they are gorgeous people mainly on the inside. They have huge butts and nice boobs. Brown eyes blond hair. If you come across this person don't judge them by cover due to bad attitudes, really get to know them and you will love them. They are really easy people to talk to and easy to laugh with, they will be your best friend at the end. :D
Girl 1: She has very bad attitude. I don't like her
Girl 2: Who Jazmon, she's a really nice psrson if you get to know her.
by A Fine Wine Lady January 19, 2017
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jazzomoney

1. A man or person with so much money that can feed a nation.
2. A deal,job,or contract that will yield ao much money if it works out
3. A very rich or wealthy person.
E.g Bill gate is a perfect example of a jazzomania.
The lady I met today is a bag a jazzomoney
This job is going to be a jazzomoney.
Once the contract is approved, i will be a jazzomoney
Synonym
-Multimillionaire
-Money bag
-Jazzomania
by jaaziahpeters March 1, 2017
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Jazzmen

Jazzmen is a star that is destined for greatness. Kind, charming, and absolutely stunning, Jazzmen succeeds in everything she does. With a heart gold, she is a great friend to have in your corner.
It is great to know a Jazzmen.
by Lalalalal21o3u November 23, 2021
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Jizzmondo

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.
What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!
by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022
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