Jakob

Jakob is shy at first but will open up to you if you get to know him. His hair is normally brownish blonde and messy. He is definitely a nerd and if you haven’t watched any of Star Wars, he will clear his schedule for the next month to watch the Star Wars movies with you. He is a real gentleman who will always hold the door for friends. He isn’t into relationships unless he finds a girl really meant for him. He will give you food if you ask. Tell him your darkest fears and he’ll pull an all-nighter making a horror game based off your fear.

Person A: Oh, Hi, Jakob!

Jakob: Hi! How are you?

by Monika’s Boyfriend August 9, 2019

Jakob

Latin for big huge gurthy penis

Your jakob is really tastey

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

jaikob

Jaikob. A happy fun loving boy. He will hold your hand and your heart. Jaikob can be a wild child or the best kid in the class. He is fun to be around and love to joke.

Jaikob was so funny in school today and very good too.

by An old soul May 20, 2014

Jacko the Ripper

A complete dullard of a civil servant whose boring, grandadesque demeanour was the perfect mask for his other life of demented serial killer. By day a sober individual struggling to understand farmland maps, always an uphill struggle destined to end in sheer bafflement and a well-disguised simmering of resentment; by night a machete-wielding maniac intent on spilling blood by the hogshead.

Is that Chris over there, butchering a prostitute?

Who the fuck's Chris? That's Jacko the Ripper!

by unnatural england August 15, 2009

Jackolicious

The state of a drink when it has been "improved" by the addition of any whiskey product.

The game totally sucked until I got my jackolicious on.

by d^_^b February 27, 2008

jakobina

Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.

A: "She's like Jakobina"
Funny, sadistic, intelligent

by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017