Inertially challenged

Politically correct way to say "fat"

There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.

by qwertyasdf August 4, 2006

inertiative

An obnoxious contraction of "inertia" and "initiative". Together, they combine to mean 'taking the lead in doing the same thing we were doing before'.

Matt wants to get some dinner, but Brian took the inertiative and hasn't moved from the couch.

by branden January 6, 2006

Inhertia

When you sleep with a gal and you really like her, it's the force (inertia) that makes it hard to leave her bed because you enjoyed being "in her."

Why are you so late to work?

I was on a date with this gal last night and I stayed over for the first time. I woke up at 7, but inhertia kept me us bed so I didn't leave until after 9. And yes, it *was* worth it.

by ramdanger May 17, 2013

Dynamic Intertia

1. Hand job
2. A fancy way to lose weight and practice hand jobs for women.

Using Dynamic Intertia you can lose weight!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w

by TeddyBcool2000 August 12, 2009

Inersia

A band from Mississauga that plays a variety of Heavy Metal and Rock.

Hayden Crocker:bass/vocals
Dylan Wykes:guitar/backing vocals
Liam Maguire:guitar/backing vocals
Brayden Kalef:drums

Fan1:Did you hear that band from Mississauga?

Fan2:Do you mean Inersia?

Fan1:Ya

Fan2:That band kicks some ass!!

Fan1:Definetley

by Shreddernaut February 15, 2009

intertia

Internet inertia. The act of not being able to leave your old browsing habits or change service providers or social media websites, regardless of the offenses made to the consumers.

Person 1: Dude, why do you keep using SourceForge? Their installer gives you malware like that PC Optimizer Pro bullshit!
Person 2: I know, bro, I know, it's just... intertia, man.

by EHII September 30, 2014

inertialize

1. To motivate a person or group such that they actually take action.

2. To create inertia in a person or group.

3. To kick someone in the pants -- successfully.

Ex 1: "No one wants to be the first person to buy tickets for this event. Looks like I'm going to have to inertialize."

by da jiang shi October 30, 2012