Implosive Diarrhea

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.

He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.

by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

self-imposed Rick Roll

The act of Rick Rolling yourself just because you have that damn song stuck in your head.

"Dude I got fuckin Rick Rolled again."

"It's happened to me so many times now i just have self-imposed Rick Rolls."

by TED THE TIT May 5, 2010

import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

by zutroy April 18, 2004

Imported American Cheese

A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.

by MR2 December 15, 2008

imporntant

Porn that absolutely needs to be viewed. By everyone.

"Man I missed 'Black In The Saddle' the other night."
"Are you kidding me- that shit's imporntant!"

by Kirkt November 20, 2007

Implosion

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.

It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.

by iakafool January 2, 2009

important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.

That fuzzy, warm feeling!

by Biafra J August 24, 2004