Impoossicant

Word: Impoossicant

Definition:
A combination of “Impossible” and “Cannot happen.” It means something that is totally unrealistic and will never happen, no matter what.

Origin:
Coined by Chidera Obiekwe in 2025.

Tags: new word, impossible, made-up, slang, English, Chidera Obiekwe

Author: Chidera Obiekwe

Example Sentence:
> “You think you can become invisible without technology? That’s totally Impoossicant.”

Impoossicant by Mrkingchi July 5, 2025

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Impossicant

An adjective used to describe an object that's doubly ridiculous or just plain impossible to believe. Used when shocked or surprised.

An adult being able to see what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular? That's absolutely absurd, inconceivable, ridiculous, impossicant!

Impossicant by Action_Kamen November 5, 2010

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Impossicant

An extreme state in which a situation or theory is both impossible for which you will not even consider to entertain such.

A whole me? Impossicant.

Impossicant by @nwa_aba November 26, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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