hortereby

Noun: put simply, hortereby means bad timing. Derived from the french word heure meaning time, and the english word terrible.

An extract from an unpublished novel:

I walked into the room with great hortereby, to find my parents attempting to get a new uncle for my son.

by KoH November 7, 2008

Hordern

An ancient legend of stength and a mighty lover

Hordern the hero is here

by Jeff pullen October 20, 2008

Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.

My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?

by barnabeast January 16, 2010

Horcrux

When you traumatize a girl so bad that part of your soul is still fragmented on to her one; she’s still obsessed with you months or years later

Blake: “Dude Bob Horcruxed this Natalie bitch so hard”
Jett: “I don’t think he can die without her dying as well”

by Blakester04 April 13, 2021

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

horcrux

a type of dark magic where someone can pull apart their soul into any number of pieces and place the parts in any object such as a book or a ring. The key to ripping your soul into pieces in murder. A horcrux allows the maker to become immortal until all of the horcruxes are destroyed.

Lord Voldemort ripped his soul into 7 pieces to become immortal so Harry, Ron, and Hermione must find the horcruxes to kill Voldemort.

by Half-Blood Prince November 30, 2010

horcrux

A horcrux is an object in which one stores part of one's soul. When a witch or wizard murders someone they can use very dark magic and split their soul in two or maybe even more numbers and store part of their soul in an object which will allow them to be virtually immortal because while their physical body may be killed, their soul remains. In order to kill a person with a horcrux you must both kill the person and destroy their horcrux (or horcruxes) The horcrux can be a dark object, animal or possibly even person that has some meaning to the person who it belongs to (however they object does not necessarily need to have meaning to the person.)

Harry Potter must find and destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes. After Harry has done this he can kill Voldermort, the final and ultimate horcrux.

by iloveharrypotter!!!!! August 21, 2005