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Horcruxing

When a man spreads himself too thinly on dating apps, leaving parts of his soul in various young women
"What's Adrian upto?"
"Hes just talking to Amy,Beth,Marie,Katie,Elizabeth,Kirsty,Tammie,Sophie,Sammie,Tracey,Margery...."
"Oh ok, I get it. He's Horcruxing!"

Adrian has been horcruxing too much recently - he is a shell of a man
Horcruxing by TheRealHorcruxer November 16, 2019
Related Words

horcruxing

The act of spreading oneself too thinly.
I've totally been horcruxing lately.
horcruxing by Voldomortus March 14, 2012

hororuring 

The action of scaring someone so hard that they live every life in the span of 5 zeptoseconds and come back with a flash of universally overwhelming information. hororuring usually occurs during shock therapy.
Hororuree: "..."
Hororuring Incident Witness: "that guy's just been hororured... I hope he lives for another minute."

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026