Horcruxing
Horcruxing by GRAFTERS4LYF July 17, 2011
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Horcruxing
When a man spreads himself too thinly on dating apps, leaving parts of his soul in various young women
"What's Adrian upto?"
"Hes just talking to Amy,Beth,Marie,Katie,Elizabeth,Kirsty,Tammie,Sophie,Sammie,Tracey,Margery...."
"Oh ok, I get it. He's Horcruxing!"
Adrian has been horcruxing too much recently - he is a shell of a man
"Hes just talking to Amy,Beth,Marie,Katie,Elizabeth,Kirsty,Tammie,Sophie,Sammie,Tracey,Margery...."
"Oh ok, I get it. He's Horcruxing!"
Adrian has been horcruxing too much recently - he is a shell of a man
Horcruxing by TheRealHorcruxer November 16, 2019
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Hororuree: "..."
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege
A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
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priors
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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