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HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)

HomoSexual Level. Levels included are

HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
by The Fickler July 23, 2009
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The Homosexual Clefairy

A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009
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Literary Homosexuals

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.
Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
by steph422 September 9, 2011
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Straight Homosexual

A homosexual man that acts straight and does manly stuff but just likes guys.
" Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "
by PabloMiAllamo November 17, 2016
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One of the worst insults humanity ever created. Destroys other person if used correctly.
Peyton: Ur mom gay
Connor: ur a non intellectual homosexual

Peyton: * Hole opens under Peyton and swallows him and his family whole, then closes so he is trapped for eternity*
by PerfectMemes420 May 24, 2018
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ur family reunion a big homosexual communion

First introduce on "ifunny by chrishansen_official" it spread fast, its worse than Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, your bro a hoe, your sister a mister, ur grandma a queer, ur grandpa a grand trap, ur family tree lgbt, once this is sad everything from existence is erased and restarts.
Guy: ur mom gay
You: your dad lesbian
Guy: ur bro a hoe
You: ur sister a mister
Guy: ur grandma a queer
You: ur grandpa a grand trap
Guy: ur family tree lgbt
You: you know what you made me do this, ur family reunion a big homosexual communion. *existence itself is erased*
by Peter graffiti April 14, 2018
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Homosexualism

my dad is homosexualism
by Osix May 2, 2020
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