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"God those peoples are hessians"
by Stu December 20, 2003
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Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.
1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.
by weaver October 30, 2005
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Hoesbian

Calling no homo to a girl that has a penis.
Hey Riley suck my Dick. I thought you were a girl? I am but i have a penis! Okay, but No "Hoesbian"!
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Husbian

A sensitive, feminine male that one would assume is gay, but is actually straight and married. The husbian often associates more with women or doesn't have many male friends.
Maggie's husbian is such a great guy, he's so understanding. He's the reason for the phrase "All the good men are married or gay".
by TheBriarfox August 20, 2011
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Husbian

a Husbian is the Butch partner in a lesbian marriage
"At the lesbian wedding the Husbian wears the tux"

"Oh man look at that big butch dyke, she is totally Husbian material"
by daniel noel August 19, 2012
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husbian

the male part of a pair of lezzers
she looks like a right husbian dykatron
by jaycahill January 1, 2009
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hessian

a poor person who is so excited about being poor there are constantly faced with having a good day, every day.
but never to be misstaken for a hippy
a hessian will have a job which has shitty pay. and not really care about the world around him aslomng as he is happy
man that hessian is so happy today
look at him go with his ratty cloths and bicylce
carring bread haha.
by tabletop.,. April 20, 2010
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