weaver's definitions

Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.

1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.

by weaver October 30, 2005

scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

by weaver April 13, 2005

scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

by weaver April 13, 2005

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.

"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"

by weaver October 14, 2003

smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

by weaver October 14, 2003

pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

by weaver October 14, 2003