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Lesbians by another name. Those who sup from the furry cup and follow a meat-free diet.
The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!
lezzers by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
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"She's a right old lezzer"
lezzer by moof July 10, 2003
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Slang word for a female who is attracted to other females. Derived from the word "lesbian."
Look at her, she's kissing another girl! She must be a lezzer!
lezzer by Kuireta December 14, 2003
The word commonly used to define a lesbian by thick, common, working class social parasites. mostly people who read the sun newspaper.
Oi, LEZZER, WANNA BE CONVER'ED
lezzer by SarahJane & Dan March 3, 2004
The way the british pretain the word "lesbian."
"I saw two lezzers making out on the subway."
"That's gross chap, care for some chips and fish?"
lezzer by peaches February 18, 2005

Mona Lezzer 

A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.
Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.
Mona Lezzer by Salmonchops June 15, 2009
A general insult hurled at those who annoy. Or a term of endearment. Often meaning someone who is gay, attracted to the opposite sex but not necessarily so. Mainly referring to females but more insulting when applied to males also.
"sup lezzer?!"
"O you complete lezzer!"
"she fancies girls,she's such a lezzer"
"he is such a lezzer"
lezzer by Toni rules May 24, 2005
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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