heftgar

Someone who judges others for acquiring assistance/help. A heftgar mostly has a larger body weight than an average human.

Man, John can be a real heftgar sometimes.

by Thinn3r May 19, 2021

Heftybiff

When you hard slap someone on one testicle or both. This is a very, very, very hard slap. DO THIS TO SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT. This can also be done on the girls ass and tit. This will result in a lot of pain.

Why did you use the heftybiff.

Don't use the heftybiff.

by MAKINGfunOFpeeps May 20, 2021

hefty naturals

Coined by comedian John Mulaney, "hefty naturals" are big, real boobs.

She was wearing a low-cut dress, showing off her hefty naturals.

by Crissy Corvette December 28, 2022

Chunking hefty chickens

getting really angry at somebody or something.

Jimmy was chunking hefty chickens at his friends who made fun of his Sketchers.

by dragon of doom June 11, 2018

hefty load

A milkman sized cum shot, at least one cup (236 ml) of nut bust.

Me: I shot a hefty load, all over a hooker that looked like Lady Gaga, but less gay looking. Here, I taped it on my new phone.

some chick: You're a fucking pig, but you're loaded. That means you can shoot your hefty load on my tits. After we hit Bloomingdale's, of course.

Me: Having money it awesome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010

Hefty

meaning your a little bit large around the middle
ie Fat

haha your hefty

by Xhent August 29, 2003

hefty fine

adj -- A term used to describe a beautiful woman, usually of Afro-American descent, and her beautifully plump booty

"Daayuum, boy, did you see Beyonce? Man, she hefty fine!"

by fuck boy October 19, 2004