hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

Hide The Salami

to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.

If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)

by desperado_gun February 21, 2010

hide-a-dump

A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.

Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.

Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by

"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"

by BROSKEW August 8, 2009

Hide and Go Streak

A game in which one player closes their eyes and counts to 50 while the other player(s) run find a place to hide. The first one found must remove an article of clothing, and the last one found gets to be the seeker. When a player becomes a seeker, they can opt to put on one article of clothing, but this can only be done once per game. The game is over when a player is naked, and they must streak around a per-determined large obstacle. (ex. House, parking lot, city block, etc) Then the game reset and played again. Usually until police show up.

Also known as: Hide and Streak.

B - "Hey, Jacie! Wanna play 'Hide and Go Streak'?"
J - "Sure, Lets all go play it by Maucker!"

"Let's go pick up our son in jail." "...I don't know Hellen, the officer said it was some new flanged game. Hide and Go Streak."

by Smadley September 26, 2012

hide and seek champion

Every black families father in the ghetto.

Friend: Where's your dad Requis?
Requis: I don't know, we're still playing hide and seek. It's been 7 years. He's the hide and seek champion!

by HighMagnet November 24, 2015

Hide Noodle

A slang term that refers to having sexual intercourse.

Evan: " I heard you are going on a date with Courtney tonight. Are you going to hide noodle? "
Brent: " I hope so bro. I haven't hid noodle in a few weeks. "

by Ploozy October 16, 2021

hide the peanut butter

using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.

"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"

"which eye?"

by kjal May 15, 2010