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Snatch Gunk

The gunk that comes out of a woman's vagina. Hopefully. First heard in Episode 4, Series 1, of Misfits.
"I can't break up with her, without travelling back in time!"

"Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk."
by Fishenator December 18, 2011
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Gamer Gunk

The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.
Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!
by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020
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Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.
I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Gunk Cannon

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.
by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019
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Gamer Gunk

The hard shell of sweat and filth that forms around your balls after multiple 8+ hour gaming sessions where you don't shower for multiple days at a time.
"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"
by Xx_Big Balls_xX October 18, 2021
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Chobe gunk

Dried up chode sperm that's gone bad and green.
Ben jizzed on the wall and 3 days later it turned into dry chobe gunk.
by ChobeGunk September 5, 2010
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Uptown Gunk

When you go up in the town and accidentally jizz when you see an extremely hot girl
Guy 1: *Sees really hot girls*
Guy 2: (Guy 1) DAMN LOOK AT THOSE REALLY HOT GIRLS!
Guy 1: SHIT UPTOWN GUNK
by GunkerDunker March 5, 2015
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