Cockus Grumpus

That moment when you do something so minor that it doesn't matter but its still pretty cockus grumpus, that moment for when you need something to say but you dont know what, cockus grumpus, that moment when you do something so incredibly epic that there is no other way of describing it, Cockus Grumpus

Man 1: ayoo i just flicked this paper off the desk
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 1:...
Man 2:...
Man 1:...
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus

Man 3: Hey Guys you will never guess what, I just bought 16 pounds of weed!!
Man 1 and Man 2 simultaneously : COCKUS GRUMPUS!!!!

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 19, 2021

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Grumpus

1. A feeling one gets after smelling a foul and repulsive odor.
2. A description of something butt-nasty.

1. Man, I shouldn't have eaten that mexican fish, I am feeling pretty grumpus.
2. Finding a crap load of diarrhea in the stall, very grumpus.

by Hansel February 10, 2004

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bo grumpus

grumpymoodyJust what the word implies - a grumpy, ill-temered person.

"man, my boss is a real bo grumpus today!"

by Guy Kemp January 11, 2006

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gumpism

Mental retardation to an extreme degree.

I forgot the name of the president as a result of my gumpism.

by T-Rexus July 21, 2008

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gumpshot

'Gumpshot', sometimes referred to as 'Gimpshot' is a name given to a person who FAILS when shooting a basketball. It usually involves an incredibly gay flick of the wrist on release, followed by the sound of the ball hitting the rim and posession changing to the other team, while the 'Gumpshooter' stands there soaking in his own self-loathing as the other teams scores off the rebound.

kmcao: Look at the state of the shot on lhou8!!!

gmo2m: Dude I swear thats a freaking Gumpshot right there!!!

jcatd: Lawls!!!

by gumpshotblocker August 6, 2009

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