Groping in the Dark (Megashesh ba'afela)

This phrase is from Hebrew and despite the somewhat sexual connotation in English, merely means 'clueless' or someone who is unbearably stupid.

Forget David's explanation. He's groping in the dark.

by Rose Z September 8, 2005

Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

by benny_64 March 17, 2009

Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

by NUChickens December 17, 2011

Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

groping

to touch or fondle someone sexualy to get em horny!

i was over at my bfs house and halfway through making out he started groping my boobs really sexually. it felt so good so i groped his hard long cock

by sexyhornygirl May 27, 2009

Growing Pains

Pain one experiences upon reaching a growth spurt normally immediately following or sometimes preceding one (varies person to person) normally does not occur while you have the actual growth spurt. The pain experienced is not felt in your bones rather it is in your muscles and tendons as they stretch to keep a proper length in proportion to the length of the bone. Primarily one will feel the pain in his/her legs but it is not out of the ordinary to experience the muscle pain in your arms as well. Typically you will experience growing pains between ages of 3 or 4 to about 18, again this varies from person to person depending on when puberty hits and how tall they are predicted to grow. Some individuals may never experience growing pains. If the pain is other than muscle pain and is felt in the bone you may have splints, or possibly a hairline bone fracture. Or if it is in the muscle and does not pass within a day or two you may have tendinitis.

splints , tendinitis , Growing Pains , Growth Pain

by Not a real doctor May 19, 2009

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012